Mustard

The iconic Mustard

I first started this picture by add the canoe picture from my camera and into the Photoshop. Then i copied the paper picture and added text in Rock well bold. I then made a header, pine green, and add sub titles grey and then added text using the text tools. I added the ribbon across the page and used dilate to add some depth.

I made this picture by first making the header using the rectangular tool and the smaller ones using the rounded rectangular tool and then added text to them using the text tool. After that i place the background picture into the back layer. I cut the picture of the car, snowboard using the magic wand and the magnetic lasso for any mistakes. After that a remade the rectangle paper shape and the finally added text.

About Me

The Blog page was first made with a rectagle tool with another rectagle inscribed. Then i added a graident from one corner to other and used the healing brush to make it dabby. After that i added Text in Rockwell extra bold. After i finished the title i added three rounded rectangular shapes with text using the rounded rectangle tool and the text tool.

Using the piece of paper, i cut it out using the magic wand tool. I do the same with the space ship. The back ground was cut of the fire fox logo. Then i finally added text to the paper

I Made this picture by first magic wanding the logo of a company, expanded it an placed it as the background. I then use the rectangle tool and changed the colour to grey and placed it behind the rainbow. After using the rounded rectangular tool thrice, i then used the Horizontal type tool to add text to the header. I then used the rectangular tool to make a yellow sheet, tilted it, and made the sides bumpy using the eraser tool. I then added lines so it looked like paper. I added text in Rockwell and added a pencil, made it more bright then used the magnetic lasso to cut it out.

UFO VS F15 and a half

The picture i used was composed of 4 pictures the two planes, UFOs, and explosion. I cropped the UFOs altered the color form a gray to a yellow using edit>>saturation and painted the f15 brown using paint. Then i moved all the cropped pictures to the explosion pictures. After resizing using edit>> free transform i have my finished product

what would happen if tom hanks turned down directing Happy Feet and Where the Wild things Are and Directs the titanic

This is a pice that is composed of 5 different pictures. The background was added a iceberg, two penguins, a ship, and of course, Tom Hanks face.

After resizing using edit>>free transform.

After is was positioned correctle i pressed paint>>black brush 32. Then i wrote ARRP as a joke

This picture i made by finding on google a lamborgini. then i went to photoshop and uploaded the .jpg. i then cropped the bumper with magic wand with the tolerance at 493. That just cropped everything, so i switched to the magnetic wand and cropped. i opened a new page and defined the brush preset to the bumper and then stamped the bumpers (with different colours) all over the blank page

PhotoShop

I made this picture by first cropping my face using the magnetic lasso which i took using photo-booth. that was fun. Any things i missed i simply pressed shift+lasso to clean up. After that i went press Edit>>free transform which allowed my face to be dragged across to the picture with arnold. after that i used the band-aid tool to clean up any noticeable things. after resizing my face to cover Arnold's face, i pressed save and sent the picture to blogger

today i ate a 'fun size' mars bar. i still think the normal size ones are more fun

Camping

Last week I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, shit, where the hell is the tent.

Hmmm..

The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.

"solo se que nada se"

Do you know what that means? Neither did i. though it reminded me about the storm of illegal immigrants coming through our porous borders. I have nothing against the people, but when a immigrant checks into a place like Canada, they take a quality test. SO if all the qualified immigrants are in Canada, that means all the innate or inept people are not. Therefore, the illegal immigrants are generally people who will contribute little to our country, not because they want to. I propose we built a wall surrounding Canada! i like to work on something when i'm worried, especially the fact that millions of illegal immigrants can come through airports. Honestly if all the immigrants came the legal way and passed the quality test, i would happy to let them stay. But we should still take a lesson from China and surround ourselves with bricks.

elocution: an expert manner of speaking

All I ever wanted was to pick upon the day, put the pieces back together my way.

Sickle streams come across as beams, but they pull apart together at seams.

Amass itself at the side of it wane, so it place.......

honestly i made this poem a while back, and i think its too random for even me..

Stock Marcket

Jorgen Speaks for Me (Stock Market)

Greg Hown

fat man and stock broker



here's a joke for you; whats the difference between a pidgion and a stock broker? The bird can still make a deposit! Ba-Zam! made that for the CNN conference in New York. the stock market' a freakin rollacoaster these days. like ship in the eye of a hurricane. so a man goes up to you and says" What do hurricanes and steriods have in common? They both make Jamaicans run!" Speaking of running, thats what all the guys in the stock business are doing, with all this falling and structural crap and as grampa once said "it's a bumpy ride"

Racism

No Bias. No Bull. No Harassing illegal immigrants.

Bike

You probably know all the different bike producers, but once on Tuesdays, Jorgen Wong is going to rates the best in three classes: Speed, Terrain, Cost.

motivational posters

WTF. what are these ad-wizards who thought of this one??!!

chow

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note: will update regularly